Monday, August 14, 2006

A Little Something To Remember Her By

I went over to her house, we were madly in love from the first time we saw each other - we thought we could wait and be patient and go through the proper channels like dating, going steady, and maybe moving in with each other. But the Sexual chemistry was mad, I showed up at her door in an expensive suit, we were meant to go out. Instead she pulled me in by the tie, Ripped apart my $200 suit, we made mad love to each other on the sofa, on the floor all over the place - Then she told me it was going too fast, and she needed her space. I have not seen her in 6 months. She also gave me herpes. That totally sucked.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

When I read this post I was shocked and disgusted.In this day and age how can this guy would think paying $200 makes this an expensive suit!!!

Anonymous said...

OMG...I was just about to post the same thing, but yeah, dude $200 is NOT an expensive suit!

Anonymous said...

my first thought was that he left off a zero!

Anonymous said...

Maybe it was a $200 designer bathing suit.