Monday, December 28, 2009

All That and Granny Too!

ok here goes...

When I was 16 one of my high school friends had set up a blind date with one of her so called "friends" who at the time was 21 and apparently "nice and cute"...so he was supposed to pick me up after school one day..which I spent a lot of time prettying myself up....So tell me why when I walked outside... he rolled down the windows from the backseat of an ugly run down car and waves me to come over...so as soon as I saw him I was like..OH GOD!...so I walked over and comes to find out his grandmother who has an oxygen tube next to her was apparently our chauffeur and he was in the backseat waiting for me...

So I felt bad and being that I don't break promises ...I got into the car to be smothered by him... then his grandmother took us to the mall and he took my hand and pulled me to the side and I kept trying to get away and he grabbed my face and then slobbered all over my face and shoved his tongue down my throat...at that point I screamed and luckily a group of guys came over and asked if I needed help...at that point I felt bad and just said no..

So I went on with the worst date of my life and he was a total pig..he ate all of his food and some of mine..for which he took me out to Taco Bell... and apparently he had issues with keeping his mouth closed while chewing... I insisted that I went home before my parents found out and so he called his grandmother to come pick us up...again..me thinking he was 21 and all that he would have a car and would be driving..but NO. so when I got home I took two showers and then got online to yell at my friend and looked at his AIM profile and noticed that his profile message had a poem about how much he loves me ...at the point I wanted to gag...