Friday, October 16, 2009

Stage 4 Clinger

Ok so. First off, dude doesn't have a car. *sigh* Fine, I understand. Ok, so we decide to meet at Walmart (because I need to get a Boss's Day card and a gift card.) So I go in Walmart, he sees me and runs up to me and hugs me. THEN remains within 1 inch of me all through Walmart. I can't walk with out his arm around me. UGHHHHHHHH SO ANNOYING. Then he's like 'can I hold your hand? Can I hold your hand?" Hello? I JUST MET YOU.

So then that's done. We go to eat. At the restaurant we walk in and I choose a booth. When we sit down, I literally take up my whole side in an effort of saying "I need you to sit on your own damn side. I need space, you're in my personal bubble." So he takes the hint AFTER asking me if he could sit next to me and I was like "uhhhhhhh". So the second he sits down, his hands are on the table in an attempt to hold my hand. So I grab the menu (I've been to this place a trillion times. I know the menu. I dont' need it) And I take the LONGEST time looking at it.

Then the waitress comes up, and his hands are still on the table, like, so that the second I set the menu down, he's gonna grab them. So I jokingly slap them away (as to not make our waitress uncomfortable) HE THEN proceeds to say to the waitress, "Do you see what I have to deal with all the time?" Really? All the time? Because we just met. Why are you speaking as if we've been dating for months....

Ok so... he wants to hold my hand while we eat. And every five minutes it's "Do you like me? Are you having a good time? Do you like me? Am I what you want?" UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEN OMG. THEN he asks me what I want for Christmas.... WHAT????????

So finally I'm sick of it, and I can't pretend to be enjoying it anymore. I'm just like "Look.... I just want to tell you that I'm not a touchy feely person." (I totally am, he's just taking it TO THE MAX) And he was just like, oh okay. Then he... doesn't stop. -__- and I'm clearly getting pissed off. So finally he's like "Look, maybe we rushed into this too fast. I think maybe we should just try to be friends". UHHHHHHHHH YEAH BUDDY. I'VE BEEN GIVING YOU THAT VIBE FOR THE PAST HOUR.

Then he's like "omg you look like you're gonna cry. don't be upset, I'm not rejecting you"

REALLY? I look like I'm gonna cry? So what we learned is, when I look the most happy, it apparently looks like I'm gonna cry. Maybe tears of joy?