Saturday, July 08, 2006

Who Is That angry Woman? #1

My boyfriend and I went to the movies together. We started kissing, and this fat women and her husband, who were behind us, kept asking us to stop, because we were... Well... Anyway, I told the woman to (insertswearword)-off. When we left the theater the woman came up to us and shouted, "You're never to see this girl again!" It was my boyfriend's parents. They had been spying on us.

Who Is That Angry Woman ? #2

I have a bad date story. I had met this guy and we were talking off and on for about month but then we decided to go out to eat. We were sitting in a resturant and this huge woman came towards us screaming. I was so scared because she was so big and angry. After she calmed down I asked her what was wrong and she said that I was with her husband. I was so embarassed I quickly got up and ran out.