All That and Granny Too!

ok here goes...

When I was 16 one of my high school friends had set up a blind date with one of her so called "friends" who at the time was 21 and apparently "nice and cute"...so he was supposed to pick me up after school one day..which I spent a lot of time prettying myself up....So tell me why when I walked outside... he rolled down the windows from the backseat of an ugly run down car and waves me to come over...so as soon as I saw him I was like..OH GOD!...so I walked over and comes to find out his grandmother who has an oxygen tube next to her was apparently our chauffeur and he was in the backseat waiting for me...

So I felt bad and being that I don't break promises ...I got into the car to be smothered by him... then his grandmother took us to the mall and he took my hand and pulled me to the side and I kept trying to get away and he grabbed my face and then slobbered all over my face and shoved his tongue down my throat...at that point I screamed and luckily a group of guys came over and asked if I needed help...at that point I felt bad and just said no..

So I went on with the worst date of my life and he was a total pig..he ate all of his food and some of mine..for which he took me out to Taco Bell... and apparently he had issues with keeping his mouth closed while chewing... I insisted that I went home before my parents found out and so he called his grandmother to come pick us up...again..me thinking he was 21 and all that he would have a car and would be driving..but NO. so when I got home I took two showers and then got online to yell at my friend and looked at his AIM profile and noticed that his profile message had a poem about how much he loves me ...at the point I wanted to gag...

Stage 4 Clinger

Ok so. First off, dude doesn't have a car. *sigh* Fine, I understand. Ok, so we decide to meet at Walmart (because I need to get a Boss's Day card and a gift card.) So I go in Walmart, he sees me and runs up to me and hugs me. THEN remains within 1 inch of me all through Walmart. I can't walk with out his arm around me. UGHHHHHHHH SO ANNOYING. Then he's like 'can I hold your hand? Can I hold your hand?" Hello? I JUST MET YOU.

So then that's done. We go to eat. At the restaurant we walk in and I choose a booth. When we sit down, I literally take up my whole side in an effort of saying "I need you to sit on your own damn side. I need space, you're in my personal bubble." So he takes the hint AFTER asking me if he could sit next to me and I was like "uhhhhhhh". So the second he sits down, his hands are on the table in an attempt to hold my hand. So I grab the menu (I've been to this place a trillion times. I know the menu. I dont' need it) And I take the LONGEST time looking at it.

Then the waitress comes up, and his hands are still on the table, like, so that the second I set the menu down, he's gonna grab them. So I jokingly slap them away (as to not make our waitress uncomfortable) HE THEN proceeds to say to the waitress, "Do you see what I have to deal with all the time?" Really? All the time? Because we just met. Why are you speaking as if we've been dating for months....

Ok so... he wants to hold my hand while we eat. And every five minutes it's "Do you like me? Are you having a good time? Do you like me? Am I what you want?" UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEN OMG. THEN he asks me what I want for Christmas.... WHAT????????

So finally I'm sick of it, and I can't pretend to be enjoying it anymore. I'm just like "Look.... I just want to tell you that I'm not a touchy feely person." (I totally am, he's just taking it TO THE MAX) And he was just like, oh okay. Then he... doesn't stop. -__- and I'm clearly getting pissed off. So finally he's like "Look, maybe we rushed into this too fast. I think maybe we should just try to be friends". UHHHHHHHHH YEAH BUDDY. I'VE BEEN GIVING YOU THAT VIBE FOR THE PAST HOUR.

Then he's like "omg you look like you're gonna cry. don't be upset, I'm not rejecting you"


REALLY? I look like I'm gonna cry? So what we learned is, when I look the most happy, it apparently looks like I'm gonna cry. Maybe tears of joy?

Dinner with Woody

So once I was out to dinner with my ex boyfriend and his parents and we were sitting in a booth. I was sitting next to him with his parents across from us. We were holding hands under the table when he moved my hand into his lap and i discovered he had an erection! I was shocked but tried not to let it show. And then he started rubbing my hand againest his erection! I quickly moved my hand away and excused myself from the table. I went outside grabbed a cab then texted my at the time bf that i had a family problem and had to leave. I broke up with him the next day. It was quite horrifying at the time but all my friends find it hilarious. I sorta do now but I most certainly didnt then! I mean i was 15 then! It was so gross!

Your Turn. Got a True Bad Date Story to share?

Do you have a true, bad date story? Can we have it please? Then your story can join the ranks of such literary pearls as:
"Thankyou For Coming", "The Stain in Spain" , "If the Spew Fits" , "The Speed Date" , or my choice for most embarrassing date, "Stuck On You" . and of course the "Worst Date Ever",! C'mon, you know you want to, so just do it! ( bet you've heard that on a date before) Just send it as an e-mail at baddatesite@yahoo.com or leave it in the comments section below.