Lettuce not do this ever again...

His ad made him sound sort of fun.After a few brief
emails, we agreed to meet in person.Coffee would
have been OK with me. But he invited me to lunch at
an upscale business lunch restaurant.

He told me he ate at this restaurant a few times a
week, and in fact, the waitress asked if he wanted his
"usual". It turned out his "usual" was  not only an
appetizer, but the very cheapest appetizer on the menu
-- iceberg lettuce!  And that was all he ordered!
Naturally I didn't want to seem greedy, so I just had
an appetizer, too.

He wasn't a bad person, but very  boring, sort of an
iceberg lettuce personality. I used to be a waitress;
and all I could think about was how the serving staff
must hate having this guy come in and take up one of
their tables during the money part of the day. 

Lone Star Love

Seven years ago I was living in far West Tx. I had been talking to this guy online for a while and we decided to meet. He flew me to Houston and from the moment I laid eyes on him, I hated his guts. His love for himself just oozed everywhere... it was disgusting. And I was supposed to spend the weekend with him! UGH!!!
We went to dinner and had a horrible time. Got back to his place and I asked if he'd mind taking me to the airport the next day. He agreed, but wasn't happy about it. So I was sleeping on the couch and he like, came skipping into the living room telling me he was "gonna make a booty call!" Wooohoo! (peace at last!)
Anyway, the next day he took me to the airport. I went to get my ticket and in the time I had gotten out of the car and walked to the gate, he called and cancelled my ticket!
After 1/2 hour of begging the airline and explaining the dumba-s internet thing, they THANKFULLY gave me a free ticket home.
eh, got a free dinner anyway. LOL

What's Your Story?

Do you have a true, bad date story? Can we have it please? Then your story can join the ranks of such literary pearls as:
"Thankyou For Coming", "The Stain in Spain" , "If the Spew Fits" , "The Speed Date" , or my choice for most embarrassing date, "Stuck On You" . and of course the "Worst Date Ever",! C'mon, you know you want to, so just do it! ( bet you've heard that on a date before) Just send it as an e-mail at baddatesite@yahoo.com or leave it in the comments section below.

Stormy Weather

My worst date I ever happened when I was 14. This guy I really liked asked me out one day, and we decided to go to the movies. We both live within walking distance of eachother and the theatre, so he just walked to my house to pick me up, and then we went together. It started out with everything being perfect. My clothes were perfect, my hair was perfect, my make-up was perfect. He arrived on time and we were only 5 steps down the street when out of nowhere, a pounding rain flew from the sky- totally unexpected! We ran through the rain to the theatre and discovered that it was closed- we had scheduled out date on Martin Luther King Jr. Day! We walked around town, soaking wet, looking for a restaurant, but they had all closed early. Finally we found a McDonalds, and I was so starving, but couldn't eat anything there because I'm a vegetarian, and also a total health freak- wayy against McDonalds. My date had a burger, and then we didn't know what to do, so he just walked me home. When I looked in the mirror at home, I discovered that my mascara had been running down the face the entire night- thats why everyone was staring at me in the restaurant! I felt like crying! It had truly been the worst date ever!