Short,& Stinky

It was a blind date. set up by a friend. I wish I never done it.
This short stinky wacko old guy showed up at my friends house to pick me up I thought I faint. I was wearing a short skirt and it took me 5 minutes to get on his truck.. they guy was so tiny you couldn't even see him driving that big truck. we even got pulled over by a cop . we ended up going to this club where they had billiards. so I insisted on playing a game since I didn't feel comfortable dancing with a midget whose eyes were sitting on my boobs. So we ended up playing pool and I found this girl next to us and hooked him up with her. She was very happy so was I .finally leaving this disasterous blind date. Don't go on blind datesQ!

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Caught In The Headlights

Editors Note: I bet it was him!
Before I start, I want to make clear that this story isn't about me!
Back in my high school days I had a couple of buddys that were out cruising one night. Where I live is the county seat so alot of people from smaller towns came here on weekends. Back to story. My buddys picked up some girls from another town. They eventually went parking on a old dirt country road. My buddy in the backseat had to go to the bathroom #2 ! He told them he had to take a pee so he got out. Well a storm was trying to blow in that night. It was real dark because of the cloud cover, the wind was blowing, then it happend !! The lighting flashed, it of course lit everything up, well there was my buddy about 30 feet in front of the car looking right at them, TAKING A DUMP!!The other buddy that was there, said they were all in pain from laughing so hard.

"Kabeesh"?

I had a friend that was engaged to an amazing good looking young man who had come from Italy and lived in this country (US) for like 10 years. Part of his family had stayed in Italy. My friend said her fiancee's brother was coming to the US and asked if we could double date.
I figured, what did I have to lose? The fiancee was hot and the brother was right from Italy--how romantic!
Well the fiancee had gotten all the looks and his brother spoke NO english and I spoke NO Italian. Plus the brother kept this very learing look going all night while he hung all over me, pawing at me and saying "kabeesh" (I'm not sure it's the right spelling but it means understand?) We went bowling and he even kept coming up behind me and putting his hand on my rear, rubbing it and saying UUUUUMMMMM.........at one point he startled me so much I dropped the bowling ball on my foot!
So I got a broken toe and had to go to the hospital. Guess who kept grabbing my foot and trying to kiss my toe? God what a HORRIBLE night.......