Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Got A Bad Date Story?

Do you have a true, bad date story? Can we have it please? Then your story can join the ranks of such literary pearls as:
<"The Stain in Spain" , "If the Spew Fits" , "The Speed Date" , or my choice for most embarrassing date, "Stuck On You" . and of course the "Worst Date Ever",! C'mon, you know you want to, so just do it! ( bet you've heard that on a date before) Just send it as an e-mail at or leave it in the comments section below.


lilkat said...

I was 16 and met the most wonderful guy..blonde hair, great eyes..and drove a very sporty I did what I had to do...lied about my age! Drinking age was 18 back then, and I looked and dressed much older, so no problems right?!
After meeting several times at the local hot spot, he finally asked me out, I was so excited..plans included a 5 star restraunt, and danicing later, formal he problem..
He picked me up on time in his LIMO..beautiful flowers in hand and a jewlers box...huge diamond earrings..which I protested, but he whats a girl to do but put them on.
Dinner was fantastic, staff treated him like a and more wine, and off to the "club".
We drive for quite awhile and I see all the lights and the crowd outside, the driver pulls up..and we are ata leading MENS know exotic dancers..I don't know what to say..but he whisks me inside, everyone almost bows down to us.. later that night I found out it was HIS club..and all he was looking for was a young booty call...that wasn't "tainted or jaded by the world"...needless to say I never lied about my age again!

Anonymous said...

Bad a nutshell, I was eating hot wings on a date and noticed the guy didn't even walk me to my door at the end of the night. He just left quickly. I went home and noticed I had hot wing sauce dripping all over my mouth and face. I never heard from him again but I was very consciencious about using many napkins on dates. I'm married now to an equally messy guy!