Thursday, February 02, 2006

Got A Bad Date Story?

Great! Can we have it? Please add it to the collection either by posting it in the comments section below or e-mail it to us at: We may edit it for content, all names will be changed to protect the innocent and we may publish it in other media in addition to this blog.
In the meantime, if you thought your date was bad, check out our archives. It's chock full of romantic tales like "If The Spew Fits" , "Who Doesn't like A Little Head?" and of course the very rude (but funny) "Thankyou For Coming"...ah, romance sniff,sniff...makes me a little misty.

Just a reminder. The true story of the Worst Date Ever will be published here on February honor of Valentines Day!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I had met this guy online and he seemed soooo cool when we spoke on the phone. He had a great personality and made me laugh. We met once and hit it off pretty well. Another night he invited me out to see a band (that he claims he manages) near his house. I drove out to see him and when I get there I realize that he lives with his mother at the age of 30!!! (Strike 1) He says to me that he invited some of his friends and that they would be there shortly. A few minutes later 2 girls show up one of which was married. Not a big deal, they actually turned out to be very nice. Next the singer of the band shows up and he offers him a something to drink and makes the singer tea. Doesn't ask anyone else if we want something. (Strike 2). So we go to see this band and when we get to the bar, which he obviously is a regular, he runs to the far end of the bar to get himself a beer. Not only does he not offer to buy me a drink, he doesn't even offer to order it for me being that it was a little crowded and the bartender was taking some time to get around to my order. (strike 3, 4). I was thankful that the other 2 girls were there because at least I had someone to talk to since this guy was running around like a kid that was without his ADD medicine and ignored me all night. (Strike 5)Unfortunately, I had too much to drink and would never drink and drive so I told him I was going to rest for a bit before I drove home. The married girl didn't feel comfortable driving either so she is going to crash. So all the while he is asking me if I had a good time blah blah blah....Of course I have to be nice and say of course becasue I didn't want to start anything and have to be in a situation where I would have to get in my car in the cold and wait it out to drive. So I lay down on his bed on top of the sheets with my jacket on because he is sitting on the couch with this other girl. At some point I wake up from them getting into bed next to me and they are obviously are fooling around. (Strike 6-106). With that I jump up and let myself out and go home...thankfully I had slept long enough for the alcohol to wear off. He actually called again and I let the VM pick up. He asked me out on another date. I mean WTF!?!?