Dull Date

I was 19, fresh out of Army boot camp and working at a publix as stock I get a date with this asian chick. Totally hot, in college and about 20. I wanted to go to a go-kart park but when the night came she said I'll have to come over to her place? I went and apparently her parents wouldn't let her go out. I go with the flow and we talk, then her parents, strict Christians, start to INTERVIEW me.

Asking what I do, what's my education, what I'm interested in and where do I see myself in 10 years, etc etc. I go with it in stride and strum up a good conversation with her Dad.

FINALLY the parents say "oh we are going out for icecream and we'll leave you two alone".?? Good God, so I strike up a conversation that dies quickly so I suggest playing chess (at my wits end, she was a dead fish) and she said she doesn't know how to play.

I ask her what she does like... baseball. Ugh I hate baseball. She said she'd like to go in the next room and watch the game with her brothers, etc. So I finally just split. I didn't even say I'd call, just bye, thanks for nothing.
Complete waste of my time!

Big Spender

He showed up in a old hatch back, rusted bucket of car. with stick on chrome and fake rims... he tried to bribe the hostess at the restaurant with a FIVE!! OK.,. this was a four star restaurant... he tried to order alcohol , he was under-age, and tried to use the same five to bribe the waiter... then.. he wanted to go to a kegger that was being thrown by a "friend of a friend".. so he didn't actually know the person who was having the party.. then..when he took me home.. he asked me.. "so you wanna make out?" I had my roommate's boyfriend tell him to hit the road.. god.. it makes me laugh just remembering it!!

Winery Carry-Out

I met a blind date at a winery who I had only spoken with a few times on the phone. I knew she wasn't "the one" upon first seeing her but decided to hang out and drink a little, just to be nice. After 3 glasses of wine she started cussing like a sailor, being REALLY loud, and then she got up to go to the restroom. That was the last I saw of her on her own two feet. She got sick in the restroom and passed out cold on the toilet. Long story short, all I had was her cell # and couldn't call anyone for her so she got a ride to the hospital by an ambulance. Unfortunately, this is a true story.

What's Your Story?

Do you have a true, bad date story? Can we have it please? Then your story can join the ranks of such literary pearls as:
"Thankyou For Coming", "The Stain in Spain" , "If the Spew Fits" , "The Speed Date" , or my choice for most embarrassing date, "Stuck On You" . and of course the "Worst Date Ever",! C'mon, you know you want to, so just do it! ( bet you've heard that on a date before) Just send it as an e-mail at baddatesite@yahoo.com or leave it in the comments section below.