Big Spender

He showed up in a old hatch back, rusted bucket of car. with stick on chrome and fake rims... he tried to bribe the hostess at the restaurant with a FIVE!! OK.,. this was a four star restaurant... he tried to order alcohol , he was under-age, and tried to use the same five to bribe the waiter... then.. he wanted to go to a kegger that was being thrown by a "friend of a friend".. so he didn't actually know the person who was having the party.. then..when he took me home.. he asked me.. "so you wanna make out?" I had my roommate's boyfriend tell him to hit the road.. god.. it makes me laugh just remembering it!!