Editors note: This came from a squeamish young reader in Perth, Australia:
My worst date was with this guy when I was 16 and he took me to a movie and dinner.The movie was great but I got a bit of popcorn stuck in my teeth, at dinner before our food arrived, so I went to the bathroom to got it out. When I went back out we were talking and he told me my gums were bleeding (I hate blood).So I got a tissue, wiped my mouth and , after seeing the blood on the tissue, fainted!... we never went out again
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Monday, September 11, 2006
Mr Clean
A guy was desperate for a second date and offered to come round to clean my house because he saw I was home on MSN. I ended up with a beer in my hand watching sport on the telly while he finished the kitchen. It was hell.
Actually, it was, he ended up stalking me.
Actually, it was, he ended up stalking me.
Saturday, September 09, 2006
Short,& Stinky
It was a blind date. set up by a friend. I wish I never done it.
This short stinky wacko old guy showed up at my friends house to pick me up I thought I faint. I was wearing a short skirt and it took me 5 minutes to get on his truck.. they guy was so tiny you couldn't even see him driving that big truck. we even got pulled over by a cop . we ended up going to this club where they had billiards. so I insisted on playing a game since I didn't feel comfortable dancing with a midget whose eyes were sitting on my boobs. So we ended up playing pool and I found this girl next to us and hooked him up with her. She was very happy so was I .finally leaving this disasterous blind date. Don't go on blind datesQ!
This short stinky wacko old guy showed up at my friends house to pick me up I thought I faint. I was wearing a short skirt and it took me 5 minutes to get on his truck.. they guy was so tiny you couldn't even see him driving that big truck. we even got pulled over by a cop . we ended up going to this club where they had billiards. so I insisted on playing a game since I didn't feel comfortable dancing with a midget whose eyes were sitting on my boobs. So we ended up playing pool and I found this girl next to us and hooked him up with her. She was very happy so was I .finally leaving this disasterous blind date. Don't go on blind datesQ!
Monday, September 04, 2006
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In the meantime, if you thought your date was bad, check out our archives. It's chock full of romantic tales like "If The Spew Fits" , "Who Doesn't like A Little Head?" and of course the very rude (but funny) "Thankyou For Coming"...ah, romance sniff,sniff...makes me a little misty.
In the meantime, if you thought your date was bad, check out our archives. It's chock full of romantic tales like "If The Spew Fits" , "Who Doesn't like A Little Head?" and of course the very rude (but funny) "Thankyou For Coming"...ah, romance sniff,sniff...makes me a little misty.
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