Another Meddling Mother

So I had been dating this really nice girl for quite sometime and I was madly in love with her. I had neglected to tell my parents about it because they would have freaked out and I didn't want to lose her. So one night my mom found out.
Freaked out. And set me up on a blind date... With what she referred to
as "a very nice, polite, and respectful young man" I went to our
designated meeting spot and we met up. He was a nice guy... But didn't
seem quite right... So ever few minutes his phone would vibrate and he
would look at it and then ask me a question *vibrate* so tell me about
your ex boyfriend *vibrate* ever been in love?
*vibrate* what do you do for fun...
After a while I caught on. So the next time it vibrated it I reached
over the table and grabbed the phone... My mother was sending him text
messages telling him what to ask me... But not only that... But I gave
the phone back and excused myself to the bathroom. I went walking
towards the restroom and I hear a very familiar voice. My mother is
sitting at a table in the back of the restaurant watching us!!! I was
upset... But got over it. There was never a second date... But he is
now engaged to a very nice, polite and mature BOY!

He Changed His Mind...So Did She!

Editors Note: It's rare that a date goes bad for a girl before she even gets out of the car...I met a man online and agreed to meet him in the parking lot of a restaurant. He said he wasn't interested in sex, just wanted to meet some new people and have someone to go with him to movies and things. So I agreed to meet him. When I pulled up, I was looking for his car, and he surprised me by showing up at my window of my car first. He said he liked what he saw and changed his mind about the sex thing. He wanted to know if I'd give him a b/j. I rolled up my window and took off for home ASAP!

Non- Blonde

I was 22 and she was 18. She was still in high school. We went to a very nice Italian restaurant. After we ate I went to the restroom. When I came back, she was doing her HOMEWORK. Right there on the the table of this restaurant. After that we went to the movie theatre. We bought our tickets and had to wait about twenty minutes for the previous show to end so we could go in. She FELL ASLEEP on the bench while waiting. To make matters worse she fell off and bumped her head. After the show I took her back to the parking lot where we met earlier. Her car got towed! It was parked in a no parking zone. So I took her to her aunts house and left. I stopped off somewhere for a beer and thought to myself, that DID NOT just happen. And for the record, she was not a blonde.

Mother Knows Best

This happened a couple months ago. I met a guy online, seemed to be really nice, we agreed to meet in person for a drink. He showed up on time, brought flowers, looked great....I settled in for what I thought would be a great evening.
However, about 20 minutes into the conversation, he shared that he still lived with Mom. (He's 30.)
And Mom is really controlling.
And Mom is really religious.
I swear I am not making the next part up. He goes on to say that because of Mom, when (when!) I came over to have sex, we could have sex in his room but then I would have to sleep in a different room or Mom would get upset.
I thought I was going to choke on my drink. He called a few times after that night, but I didn't even listen to the messages.
...Good Lord! No pun intended.