Thursday, December 07, 2006

Non- Blonde

I was 22 and she was 18. She was still in high school. We went to a very nice Italian restaurant. After we ate I went to the restroom. When I came back, she was doing her HOMEWORK. Right there on the the table of this restaurant. After that we went to the movie theatre. We bought our tickets and had to wait about twenty minutes for the previous show to end so we could go in. She FELL ASLEEP on the bench while waiting. To make matters worse she fell off and bumped her head. After the show I took her back to the parking lot where we met earlier. Her car got towed! It was parked in a no parking zone. So I took her to her aunts house and left. I stopped off somewhere for a beer and thought to myself, that DID NOT just happen. And for the record, she was not a blonde.


Anonymous said...

it sounds like she has some issues at home.. and it also sounds like she really needed to catch up on her school work..

that's what happens when you date Girls in High school!!!!!!!!!!!!! So get OVER IT!!!!!!!!!

Duncan said...

And what have we learned about cradle snatching?