True bad date story ... met a guy thru newspaper personals. We meet at a restaurant that was next door to a dance hall. The guy shows up in FULL SWING DANCE REGALIA, white "zoot suit", wildly striped tie, wing tipped shoes and suspenders! He had a gap between his teeth that I could have parked a motor home in, and his glasses were as big as doughnuts, like from the 80s! As if that wasnt embarrassing enough, he pulls out a book titled "500 questions to ask on a date" and begins the inquisition. He then passes the book to me and expects me to find a question to ask him, to continue back and forth in this manner throughout dinner!
Needless to say, I declined his invitation to join him for swing dancing next door.