This is so bad its shameful.A few years ago I was really into this online RPG game and I met someone on there. We became friends on the game for several months...then spoke on the phone for several months...before finally deciding to meet in person. He was 16 and I was 18, and since he could not yet drive he had his mother drive him from out of state. We cleared it with our parents first. I had only seen one picture of him and he looked cute in it.So...the guy showed up on the doorstep with his hillbilly mom and trashy sister and he looked NOTHING like his picture. He was shlubby and gross and his hair was totally greasy. He was a lot heavier than his picture-"Athletic" my ass! And boy did he smell or what?! What kind of person doesn't shower before a first date?I didnt even know what to do. He brought me roses and I was too grossed out to even respond properly. Then his mom had him pose next to me and take a picture, I felt like a landmark. "Good boy now pose next to the New York girl!"...Then I was stuck with him for 5 freaking hours. Since I drive, I took him to pizza (not such a great idea..watching him eat was a little revolting) then to my college, showed him around, then I saw that "A Shark Tale" was on in the student lounge so I had us watch it (just to kill time and keep the conversation at a minimum...I was so repulsed). He kept trying to put his fat smelly gross arm around me,
it made me flinch. Finally it was time for him to go and after he and his bumpkin family left my mom laughed her ass off at me. He got the hint though...the next day I got a 3 page email from him whining and complaining that I didnt like him. Ugh.So that was my crappy date. Everytime I see "A Shark Tale" on TV I thank god for that movie, it saved my ass. That was the most awkward 5 hours of my life.
Friday, June 06, 2008
"A Shark Tale" Tale
Posted by 36Business at 8:11 PM
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thats funny as hell
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