Wednesday, January 17, 2007

The Shoe Guy

There was hot guy who used to bring his mint condition 1970 Cutlass 442 through the car wash where I and a friend worked (VERY upscale, we worked the registers inside)and he asked me out. Man I was excited, he was hot, had a good job, about 5 years older. I wore this cute little black dress with black hose and black stilettos.
All night long he stared at my feet. Hah, I thought, the shoes always get 'em. We sat together at a restaurant, I crossed my legs, and he was sort of stroking and playing with my calf and ankle. Everything seemed to be going well. When we left, we headed to the lake and parked and were talking. Then he leaned over and said "Let me see one of those shoes". Well, ok, sure why not? I handed it to him.
He proceeded to put it on his groin and grind it against his very "at attention" tool, until it looked like he got what he was after. Then he handed me my shoe back, took me home, and drove off. From the moment he took my shoe until he dropped me off at home I was SPEECHLESS!! I'd never heard of a shoe fetish before so this was totally new to me. I didn't know whether to throw my shoes out or offer them a cigarette.
He asked me out a few more times but I always declined, and I'd hide under the counter when he'd bring his car in for a wash. I told everyone at work and he rapidly became known as the Shoe Ef'er.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Another sad tale! You thought he liked you for yourself, but it was your shoes he really loved! Just for laugh, date him again and wear $1.99 flip-flops.

Anonymous said...

Give the guy another shot. He's easy to please and will be forever grateful that you're so "understanding." He'll be happy to buy you a fabulous wardrobe of shoes. And who knows, he may give a great foot massage!

Anonymous said...

These cunts want to play with fire until they get their fuckin fingers burned. Fuck this doushbag... let her end up with the plumber who is going to beat the shit out of her every other night instead.

Anonymous said...

Easy there, pally. Check it out you bitter, not-getting-laid moron -- this girl did nothing but go on a date, and that doesn't make her a cunt or a douche bag, okay? Maybe if you stopped screwing your sister and find a real date, your attitude would get better. If not, join a sex offenders help group or hang yourself.

Anonymous said...

I;m with anonomous @ 8:01. everybody's got their kinks, if everything else about him is great, a little interest in shoes shouldn't have to ruin things for you both.

and anonomous @ 10:41 - u r seriously scary. get some help.

Anonymous said...

@10:41- You're the guy! LOL. LOL LOl. This is a funny date, not bad