Sunday, January 07, 2007

Kitchen Tongs?

I was going on a date with this guy and he came to pick me up from my house. Well, just like a girl, I wasn't ready but not because of the usual reasons. I was on my period and I went to get in the shower so I sat on the toilet and was taking my tampon out and the dang string popped! So, he called and said he was on his way. I flipped out. I went to the kitchen and got a pair of cooking tongs! That didn't work. I went ahead and took my shower and got ready by that time he was there. I was worried because leaving a tampon in for so long can be dangerous. So, when he got there I explained to him that I was having a problem and I needed to go to the emergency room! Obviously I had to tell him what was wrong and he thought it was hysterical. Pretty embarrassing if you ask me.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"If you want to see me do my thing, baby pull my string!"

Anonymous said...

Thanks for sharing too much. This one was best kept for your close pals after a few drinks. ACK!

Anonymous said...

all you had to do was reach up there and pull it out

Anonymous said...

Man, really want to know how can you be that smart, lol...great read, thanks.