Sunday, December 03, 2006

Twitches Tale

Editors Note: Are people actually "impressed" by tales of failed suicide attempts? I mean, she did fail right? Oh well, at least she gave it a try...."A" for effort I on:
I scheduled a date with a girl who I thought was 30 and pregnant with her first kid. Within 5 minutes of picking her up I find out she's 20, and pregnant with her 4th kid. she then spent the rest of the evening trying to impress me with her stories of past failed suicide attempts. All of which she assured me were very true despite the noticeable lack of scars. Twitch


Anonymous said...

Run away! Run away! Only twenty with four bastard kids! Run far away, change your name and phone number.

Anonymous said...

oohh my god