Friday, May 05, 2006
Your Story
Got a bad date story ? Can we have it... please? Then maybe your story will join the ranks of such literary pearls as the very rude (but funny) "Thankyou For Coming", "The Stain in Spain" , "If the Spew Fits" , "The Speed Date" , or my choice for most embarrassing date, "Stuck On You" . and of course the "Worst Date Ever",! C'mon, you know you want to, so just do it! ( bet you've heard that on a date before) Just send it as an e-mail at baddatesite@yahoo.com or leave it in the comments section below.
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A couple of years ago I met a guy at school. Seemed pretty cute, liked the same things I did. Gamer, Redditor, into ponies, seemed like a keeper.
I didn't know he'd be such a mooch.
I spent plenty of money on him at the mall and never heard one thank you from him.
I was curious and so we he. Later on in the relationship we started talking sexual, and when he began to ask whether I was a virgin or not, I said sadly, no.
He responded saying he was.
WAY later on, when I stupidly allowed him an oral, I swear he was a prepubescent.
Why? Too salty, too small.
One time when we went to the mall together, everything was okay, hanging out, talking, snacking at the food court. He was starting to get a little too touchy-feely. Around that time I started to spend more time with him, I was ashamed of myself for allowing him to be as physically close as I did before. He began complaining a butt ton and revealed his age was a bit too younger than my own, but wished to stay in a relationship. However, by the end of the date, he randomly said it wasn't working out for him, even though he seemed like he was having the time of his life. My revenge? Called my ex girlfriend up,yes, I'm bisexual, and hooked up with her. I never thought someone would look so miserable. When we dropped him back off at his house, one of his family members came out and tried paying me back for taking him out of the house. At this time, I'm assuming they desired to get rid of him more often. Polite me refused the offer from the Spanish lady, and left. I could've taken the offer selfishly. I would say that his attitude was much younger than he said in the end because whenever we passed in the halls, he had to make some sort of scene. I have to admit he was quite boring at it wasn't worth it because I wasn't interested in him, but he frustrated me entirely.
Nice me, once again, tried to make excuses for his immaturity. Of course, people his age want to be loved and to love and are easily convinced. It could've been another girl or his mother, but the poor wikkle guy made it official over facebook that he 'dumped me'.
After that date, his friends started to somewhat harass me.
I felt even more relieved because I knew the real reason he was with me.. My mounds are ample and my bum is quite nice.
Bad date 2:
I had a boyfriend in Ohio, so we had rare dates, some were just webcam and some were straight out visiting.
During the 8th date, I found out he was cheating on the with the chick he swore they were hardly even good friends, and she denied it, too. She was with a boyfriend and she got him pregnant. This boy had 17 chances, too. The only comment I shall make about him is " Chisana Kuso".
Bad date 3: ( This is an ex friend's story, but I believe y'all would appreciate it.).
Let's say my ex friend's name was A and her boyfriend's name was S. Okay, so A and S lived in the same state. And not TOO far away. When ever S invited A over, she would be the one who drove and paid for her gas and everything, did everything, and S never did a thing for her. S began to use A and never learned to appreciate A.
One day, S's phone was vulnerable, and A was near. So, S was receiving a large amount of texts from some girl named V. A 'sneakily' read A's messages and S's to her, all of them. Turns out he was cheating. She dumped him and he begged for her. I don't know why, A is a bit on the heavy side and has a slight bad attitude. If I had any sense, I would be trying to be-friend A again, however, A is too stubborn and so is her fiance. I didn't do anything wrong except protect myself from disrespectful things, but if I could, I would tell A that that is a weird date.
Once she broke up with him, she sprayed 'dat perfume all over the stuffed animal she got him.
I don't think she'd appreciate her story being put on this page, however,I'm risking it for y'all.
Very ccreative post
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