What's Your Story?

Do you have a true, bad date story? Can we have it please? Then your story can join the ranks of such literary pearls as:
"Thankyou For Coming", "The Stain in Spain" , "If the Spew Fits" , "The Speed Date" , or my choice for most embarrassing date, "Stuck On You" . and of course the "Worst Date Ever",! C'mon, you know you want to, so just do it! ( bet you've heard that on a date before) Just send it as an e-mail at baddatesite@yahoo.com or leave it in the comments section below.

Big Spender

I had a blind date once with a guy who asked if I could pick him up because he didn't have a car. He sounded really nice over the phone. We met at the local hang out which was a small town drive in burger place 20 miles out of town, then went to a flea market! He didn't offer to pay for anything of mine, not even the coke I had. Come to find out, his license h/b suspended for DWI, he still lived with his parents (we were both mid 40's), h/b divorced several times, and couldn't hold down a job. When I left, he had the nerve to ask me if we could see each other again!

Mothers Day

ok, the very worst date of my life. the guy comes to pick me up for a first date on mother's day. he says he is taking me out to dinner. his friends are driving the van he picks me up in and he sits up front and i am in the back. he shows me a picture of elvis that he bought for his mom and the surprise is that we are going to her house to eat. him, me and 3 of his friends. she lives in a tiny basement apartment, and two of her other sons live there with her and her cat. she looks and sounds like the lady that used to say "where's the beef"? on the tv commercial. i am allergic to cats. the place is full of cat hair. his brother starts a gigantic fight, the other guys are in the one bedroom, watching some kind of sports. I want to leave. i am offered a pickle for dinner. mother ate the sandwich. and the friends wont take me home until game on tv is over. i have an asthma attack. have to sit outside, i have to call a cab and ended up paying for my own cab ride home. the guy actually wanted to kiss me goodbye. I showed him my *** to kiss. lol true story.

The Jerk

Went on a first date with this very nice looking man that I had met a few times through my job. He chose the restaurant, OK.. No problem..
We were looking at the menus and the waiter approached; The waiter ask if we were ready to order. My date politely answered that he was ordering for both of us. I listened as nicely as I could manage to him ordering seafood, which I am allergic to. Trying to maintain my manners, I spoke up and said to the waiter; "No, I will be having ....", I was rudely interrupted by my date, who again, said we would be having the seafood and that HE knew better than I what I would like.
Manners out the window at that point, I said "NO, you can have what you want, but *I* am having something else.
AGAIN, he told the waiter we were having the seafood. He said even though I was allergic to seafood, I would LOVE this dish, and women did not know what they liked anyway. ( The poor waiter was so embarrassed)..
I let the order stand.. Excused myself to the restroom, and walked out the front door and caught a taxi.. I caught up with friends, had a lovely evening and came home to about a dozen messages on my phone from Mr. Jerk, who was "worried" about me.
The JERK then had the nerve to call me over and over asking for another date!!!
*Right*.. When hell froze over..